Sunday, July 30, 2006
Hot
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
Summer Memories
Monday, July 24, 2006
Bachelor Days
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Thursday, July 20, 2006
Sometimes.....
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
First Harvest
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Sunday, July 16, 2006
Visit with Gramps
Saturday, July 15, 2006
Trip to Canal Park
An open letter to my beloved Akron Aeros:
To whom it may concern,
One of the great joys of my summer for the last ten years is enjoying Aeros baseball at Canal Park. The Aeros and the teams of the Eastern League provide a glimpse into the future of my favorite pasttime at a reasonable enough price that I can see several games per year. Add to that the fact that Canal Park is one of the most beautiful fields in minor league baseball, and every trip to see my beloved Aeros is a treasured experience, win or lose.
Now, one of the more important pieces of the whole baseball experience is the traditional "eating of the hotdogs". Hotdog consumption is deep seated in the traditions of our national pasttime, and is not something to be taken lightly. There is a correct way to consume the traditional hotdog: 1) slather as much brown mustard (never yellow) as the bun can hold over said hotdog, 2) pile on enough onions to hold the Canadians at bay, 3) eat and blow mustard/onion breath on your wife until she beats you with your own mitt. This is something that my father taught me, and, if I have a son of my own, I'll pass on to him. To my great shock and dismay, however, Canal Park is no longer providing fresh onions for condiments! The blasphemy! The heresy! The... the... ignominy! And to make matters worse, the onions have been replaced by some insipid concoction called Heinz (R) Chopped Onions. Oh, the humanity!
In all seriousness, even though my game got rained out, I enjoyed my trip to Canal Park. I don't get to see the Aeros as often as I used to since I moved to Columbus (against my will, I assure you, and I won't deign to root for the Clippers), but I still fondly follow the progress of my favorite team. Keep up the good work with the park and the team, and bring back the onions!
You'll of course remember my opinion on the subject of baseball food.
Oh yeah, the game itself got rained out. Bummer...
Monday, July 10, 2006
Idiot Update
Sunday, July 09, 2006
I Am An Idiot
I took a shower right after coming in, and I scrubbed my pate pretty hard. We'll see tomorrow if I was right about the poison sumac...
Saturday, July 08, 2006
Superman Review Part 2
Superman Review Part 1
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
I Learned Something
So, I learned something last week that I haven't yet shared. I learned all about Toxicodendron vernix, also known as Rhus vernix, ALSO known as Poison Sumac. What did I learn about it, you might ask? First off, I learned what it looks like. Second, I learned that it was growing in my back yard. Third, I learned that, unlike other members of the Toxicodendron species, I'm allergic to it. Tuesday evening, I was digging in the garden and pulled up a plant that I didn't recognize. Wednesday morning, I had a rash all over my right wrist and the top of my right hand. Thursday, it had spread to my left wrist and hand, had spread to my right shin, and had deepened on my right hand and wrist. Friday, things were worsening. Saturday, it started appearing at my belt line. By Monday, I couldn't take the itching any more and, while at Conneaut Lake on a family vacation, I ended up going to the emergency room in nearby Meadville (no urgent care facilities nearby) to get things looked at. The overwhelming response from the fine medical professionals was, "Bummer, dude..." Turns out that with as far as it had spread by that point, there was no point in giving me an injection, and no topical ointment they could prescribe was any better than the OTC hydrocortizone stuff I could buy at my local pharmacy. So they gave me a prescription for prednozone, collected my copay (OK, I had to remind them to do that), and sent me on my way.
Today, things are still spreading. The patch around my belt line has wrapped nearly all the way around my back. While the prednozone has made some of the redness go away, I've got more bumps than before. And, best of all, I'm only half way through the episode. The fine medical professionals in Meadville let me know that I could expect this pleasantness to last about two weeks in total. Lovely.
The really sucky thing is that I've given it to Amelia, too. She's really happy, as you can imagine. She's being a champ, though. At least she hasn't tossed me out on my ear yet :P