Yes, we're still here. Yes, it's been a very long time.
Some of you may know that I recently had a birthday. Those who do probably know that I don't usually feel inclined to celebrate such an event, but honestly, since I have such an awesome wife, I didn't mind this year. What did she do this year that was so cool? Here, lemme show you what she got me:
That's right. She got me a towel. For my 42nd birthday. Now I have no need to panic, and I'll always know where my towel is.
I love my geeky wife :)